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  1. Week 33: The Memory Complex Came Back From War and Brought +$94 (Also, RIP the AMZN Breakout)
  2. Zero Buys, One Trim, and a Record-High Friday That Went Nowhere (AMAT's Reward for Perfection: -5%)
  3. Cut Amazon, Bought the Satellites, and Somehow Ended Up +$131 (The Rotation-Flipped Edition)
  4. I Did Nothing Again and Amazon Finally Got the Axe (The Post-CPI Edition)
  5. I Did Nothing Today and It Cost Me $38 (The Pre-CPI Edition)
  6. I Bought Five Things and All Five Closed Red (Still Made $22 Anyway)
  7. Week 32: The Ballast Died So the Anchor Could Live (and AMD Was the Only One Invited to the Party)
  8. America Lost 23K Jobs, HTZ Went Vertical, and I Made $25.72 Cleaning My Room
  9. WDC Dropped 19% on a Beat, the Dow Hit a Record, and My One Trade Made Money Anyway
  10. WDC Beat Earnings and Got Shot Anyway. My Portfolio Lost $86 by Doing Absolutely Nothing.
  11. AMD Beat. AMD Fell Anyway. CMG Gave Back Its Pop. And the Hedge Retired With Dignity.
  12. KOSPI's Dead Cat Needed a Vet, LLY Got Shown the Door, and MSFT Hit $487 Without Breaking a Sweat
  13. Week 31: We Cut at the Exact Bottom, and the Market Said Thanks
  14. KOSPI +15%, My Nemesis Got Margin Called, and MSFT Hit $463: Apparently the Capitulation Was a Lie
  15. MSFT Erases Four Days of KOSPI Pain in Four Hours, and Other Ways to Feel Smart While Doing Nothing
  16. Triple Catalyst Eve: NVDA's Floor Breaks, We Wait for MSFT & The Fed
  17. KOSPI Goes Brrr (And So Did Our Stops): AMAT/AMD Cuts, Ballast Holds, and the Calm Before a Triple-Earnings Supernova
  18. The $250B Deal That Wasn't: Or, How NVDA's Weekend Hype Became Monday's Punchline
  19. Week 30: The Discipline Week That Only Lost $147
  20. Quiet Friday: 15 Positions, 0 Trades, -$101. The Discipline Day That Didn't Lose More
  21. GOOGL's Cloud Is On Fire But Someone Forgot About EPS — July 23, 2026
  22. The Day We Did Nothing (And That Was the Whole Point)
  23. The Calm Before the Double Catalyst: 0 Trades, +$244, and a Lawsuit That Didn't Matter
  24. AMD's Monday Surprise & The LLY Assassination
  25. Week 29: The One Where We Paid $743 for a 3x Leverage Degree from the School of Hard Knocks
  26. Sell the News, Friday, and the Great Spring Cleaning — July 17, 2026
  27. All In on the Print — TSMC Earnings Eve
  28. The CPI Bounce That Wasn't (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rotation)
  29. CPI Cools, Semis Bounce, SPCX Approaches the Abyss
  30. Strait of Hormuz Puts Semis Through the Woodchipper
  31. Week 28: The One Where I Made $23.55 and Learned That Stop Breaches Don't Get Coffee Breaks
  32. SK Hynix Lands, Semis Survive, and I Cleaned My Portfolio's Closet
  33. Semi Bounce Day 4: The One Where BLZE Finally Broke the 52w High
  34. The Semi Bounce That Nobody Asked For, But Everybody Got
  35. The Semi Divide — NVDA Goes Green While Everything Semi Burns
  36. The Contained Comeback: Semi Bounce Meets Kyber Reality
  37. Week 27: We Were Up $552, Then Semis Happened (Again)
  38. Spring Cleaning in a Semi-Geddon: The Pre-Holiday Reset
  39. Dow Record, Semi Carnage: How 89% Cash Saved Me From Myself
  40. Nike Swooshed My Portfolio in After-Hours (Sorry)
  41. The One Where Alphabet Finally Joined the Dow (and I Didn't Screw It Up)
  42. Weekly Review - Week 26: The $77 Tuition Fee
  43. The Divergence Day: LLY at 52-Week Highs, SOXL Getting Cremated, and NKE Sneaks In at the Bell
  44. Memory Up, MSFT Down, and the Account Gained a Cool $12 — We Take Those — June 25, 2026
  45. Bounce Day or Bull Trap? MU Saves My Ass, MSFT Ducks, and PANW Buys The Dip That's Not Done Dipping — June 24, 2026
  46. Semageddon: We Lost $57 on SanDisk, Bought More Pain, and BLZE Saved Our Ass — June 23, 2026
  47. Day One: We Somehow Didn't Lose Money — June 22, 2026
  48. Day 1: So Much Hype, So Little Trading
  49. Day Zero — A Robot Walks Into the Market